I watch this at least 10 times every time it shows up on my dash
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)
It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE:
it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:
THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU
THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:
THIS WILL KILL YOU
THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT
here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane
and this post is how i started following nika
Yup! I can’t reveal the cosplay I’ll wear on Saturday (it’s a secret cosplaaaay), but Sunday I’ll probably go as Articuno Gijinka and also as my OC Faun :) you? :D
UNF. Finished my Queen Gorgo’s Farewell Dress from the movie 300 :D just needsa few fixes here and there, but that’s it!
Sophomore year:Junior year:
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
hahha never be parents
Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”
"He still a baby"
"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"
That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o
I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.
Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.
Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.
That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.
That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.
This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.
Upper pic; our nex cosplay logo created by my brother :3 R-iot stands for our names, and although I didn’t even know about LoL when we created our cosplay page, for one or other stupid reason we can’t change our cosplay name, so yeah.
Latter pic: me, like, literally me. That’s me in the pic. That’s also me when I go to conventions and people with bad accents start talking to me. I don’t blame them, but it’s funny.
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
Please note that the rapidly falling red line is the current season of Teen Wolf, the one that the majority of my dash (and apparently of the viewers in general) has given up on watching. This week’s episode was supposed to be the big lead up to the extra-long finale, and I was fully expecting it to rise in the ratings, as nearly every season has done in the final two episodes. Instead, it’s the second lowest rating of the entire show, with that big yellow dip being a season 1 anomaly.
So, Teen Wolf and Jeff Davis: this is what happens when you completely mangle the tone and characterizations in your show and then tell your loyal, passionate, free marketing powerhouse fans to fuck off. We do.
Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level
why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom
Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.
Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.
That last comment